Funny Hot Takes

290 funny hot takes across all categories.

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   Naps after 3pm should be illegalLifestyle
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   Linkedin is Facebook for people who think they're too professional for FacebookWork
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   Buying individual bananas beats buying bunchesLifestyle
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   The best window seat is aisle, and the best aisle seat is windowSociety
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   Standing desks are overrated ergonomic theaterWork
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   Comedians in serious films beat serious actors in comediesLifestyle
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   People who arrive exactly on time are more chaotic than people who are latePhilosophy
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   Brunch is just breakfast at lunch prices for people who sleep too lateSociety
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   Your capsule wardrobe is just commitment issues applied to clothingLifestyle
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    Waiting rooms would be less miserable if everyone just acknowledged the shared sufferingSociety
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    Shower thoughts are more profound than actual philosophy booksPhilosophy
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    We should normalize adults having recess at workWork
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    Eating a whole turkey beats eating all the mashed potatoesLifestyle
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    Mall food courts are superior dining experiences to fancy restaurantsLifestyle
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    Plant parents who name their plants are living their best livesLifestyle
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    Generic medication skeptics are paying a stupidity taxMoney
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    Dreams are just your brain's spam folderPhilosophy
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    Group projects taught us nothing except how to resent our classmatesSociety
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    Meal prepping is just pretending you have control over a chaotic lifeLifestyle
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    Wearing sweatpants to work from home is a productivity hack, not lazinessWork
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    Deja vu is just your brain lagging like bad WiFiLifestyle
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    Price tags ending in .99 don't actually fool anyoneMoney
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    Out-of-office auto-replies are a lost art formWork
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    Podcast bros have convinced everyone their rambling conversations are content worth three hoursSociety
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    Couples who finish each other's sentences are either adorable or need to develop separate personalitiesRelationships
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    Anyone could fly a plane with limited trainingPhilosophy
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    Explaining a joke is more fun than the joke itselfLifestyle
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    Liking pineapple on pizza says more about philosophy than tasteWork
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    Free samples at Costco count as lunchLifestyle
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    HOAs are mini dictatorships run by the most annoying people in your neighborhoodSociety