Funny Hot Takes

290 funny hot takes across all categories.

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1. 1.

   Toilet paper should hang over, not underLifestyle
2. 2.

   A world of all women would function better than all menLifestyle
3. 3.

   Being hot but dumb beats being smart but uglyLifestyle
4. 4.

   Being the hero beats being the sidekickRelationships
5. 5.

   Employee of the month beats free fast foodLifestyle
6. 6.

   Everyone's called a teacher 'mom' at least onceLifestyle
7. 7.

   Talking to dogs beats talking to catsLifestyle
8. 8.

   Winning the lottery beats winning a Nobel PrizeMoney
9. 9.

   Eating a whole turkey beats eating all the mashed potatoesLifestyle
10. 10.

    Leftover mashed potatoes beat leftover stuffingLifestyle
11. 11.

    Watching football is the best part of ThanksgivingLifestyle
12. 12.

    Raw onion tastes better than uncooked corn on the cobLifestyle
13. 13.

    Going to the Thanksgiving parade in fancy dress would be funLifestyle
14. 14.

    White House Thanksgiving prep is just as chaotic as yoursLifestyle
15. 15.

    Wild nights out are over for meLifestyle
16. 16.

    Waking up with a mohawk beats a squeaky voiceLifestyle
17. 17.

    Air guitar beats air drumsLifestyle
18. 18.

    Speeding tickets are better than parking ticketsLifestyle
19. 19.

    Bad dancing is better than bad singingLifestyle
20. 20.

    Practical jokes beat clever wordplayLifestyle
21. 21.

    A good story beats a quick one-linerLifestyle
22. 22.

    Glass half full beats glass half emptyPhilosophy
23. 23.

    Testing the waters beats diving in headfirstLifestyle
24. 24.

    Comedians in serious films beat serious actors in comediesLifestyle
25. 25.

    Live comedy shows beat comedy filmsLifestyle
26. 26.

    Working hard beats hardly workingWork
27. 27.

    Sauce on the side beats sauce on topLifestyle
28. 28.

    Hopeless romantics have it figured outRelationships
29. 29.

    Dogs are way smarter than catsLifestyle
30. 30.

    Soulmates are absolutely realPhilosophy