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“Free samples at Costco count as lunch”

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Agree

  • It's food and it's free
  • Protein plus carbs equals meal
  • Peak frugal living right there
  • Why waste money when samples exist

Disagree

  • That's literally five tiny bites
  • You need actual nutrition dude
  • Too much effort for crumbs
  • Have some self-respect

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