“People who arrive exactly on time are more chaotic than people who are late”

Renewing wedding vows is performative—if your marriage needs it, you have bigger problems

Every corporate job is essentially LARPing — we're all pretending these made-up problems matter to justify our existence

Personal growth is a myth—you just become a different version of clueless over time

Your future self is basically a stranger you're forced to care about

Glass half full beats glass half empty

Soulmates are absolutely real