“Wearing sweatpants to work from home is a productivity hack, not laziness”

Coffee breaks should count as billable hours

Friday afternoon emails shouldn't count as real emails

Meetings after 3pm should be illegal — nobody's brain works anymore and we're all just pretending to care

Open office plans are psychological warfare disguised as collaboration

Wearing sweatpants to video calls is a power move, not unprofessional

Keyboard shortcuts separate the pros from the amateurs