“Your future self is basically a stranger you're forced to care about”

People who arrive exactly on time are more chaotic than people who are late

Every corporate job is essentially LARPing — we're all pretending these made-up problems matter to justify our existence

Renewing wedding vows is performative—if your marriage needs it, you have bigger problems

Personal growth is a myth—you just become a different version of clueless over time

Time is just a human illusion—past, present, and future all exist simultaneously

Failing successfully is still success—the intention matters less than the outcome