“Renewing wedding vows is performative—if your marriage needs it, you have bigger problems”

Every corporate job is essentially LARPing — we're all pretending these made-up problems matter to justify our existence

Personal growth is a myth—you just become a different version of clueless over time

People who arrive exactly on time are more chaotic than people who are late

Your future self is basically a stranger you're forced to care about

Glass half full beats glass half empty

Soulmates are absolutely real