“Your moral worth is directly proportional to your net worth”

Jealousy is love's true measure—if you don't feel possessive, you don't actually care that much

Monogamy goes against human nature—we just pretend to make civilization work

Vulnerability in relationships is just strategic weakness—showing your true self is a power move, not intimacy

Every job is ultimately about making someone richer than you, and pretending otherwise is cope

Time travel will eventually become scientifically possible

We're probably living in a computer simulation right now