“Vulnerability in relationships is just strategic weakness—showing your true self is a power move, not intimacy”

Every job is ultimately about making someone richer than you, and pretending otherwise is cope

Monogamy goes against human nature—we just pretend to make civilization work

Your moral worth is directly proportional to your net worth

Jealousy is love's true measure—if you don't feel possessive, you don't actually care that much

Self-care is just socially acceptable selfishness that we've convinced ourselves is virtuous

Every life philosophy is just elaborate coping mechanism for the terror of existence