“Plants are just slower, quieter pets that judge you less”
Agree
- They depend on you for survival
- You feel guilty when they die
- People name them and talk to them
- Low maintenance but still rewarding
Disagree
- Pets have actual personalities and relationships
- Plants don't love you back
- You can't cuddle with foliage
- The emotional bond is completely different
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