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“Cold pizza for breakfast is a top-tier meal”

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Agree

  • Perfect morning carb and protein combo
  • No prep time required
  • Tastes amazing straight from fridge
  • Classic morning-after tradition

Disagree

  • Congealed cheese is gross
  • Eat actual breakfast food
  • Shows poor meal planning
  • Reheated pizza is way better

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