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“Ketchup belongs in the fridge, not the pantry”

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Agree

  • Says refrigerate after opening clearly
  • Cold ketchup tastes better
  • Prevents bacterial growth obviously
  • Lasts longer when chilled

Disagree

  • Room temp spreads easier
  • Restaurants leave it out always
  • Vinegar preserves it fine
  • Takes up valuable fridge space

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