“Birthday cards are just expensive apology notes for forgetting to text on time”
Agree
- Mailing takes effort as guilt compensation
- Everyone knows texts are faster
- Cards arrive late as evidence
- Price reflects your shame level
Disagree
- Physical cards show thoughtfulness
- Some people genuinely prefer mail
- Tangible gifts mean more than texts
- Effort demonstrates you actually care
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