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“Plants are just high-maintenance decorations”

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Agree

  • Constantly need watering and sunlight
  • Die if you forget them once
  • Fake plants look just as good
  • More stress than they're worth

Disagree

  • Bring life and oxygen to space
  • Extremely rewarding to care for
  • Most plants are actually easy
  • Connection to nature is valuable

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