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“Space balloon beats ocean submarine as a death trap”

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Agree

  • Death would be quicker
  • View is better on the way
  • Less claustrophobic experience
  • Ocean pressure is terrifying
  • Submarine means slow suffocation

Disagree

  • Submarines can be rescued
  • Ocean has better survival odds
  • Space means certain death
  • More time to be saved underwater
  • Less terrifying visual experience

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