“Anyone who says they 'don't care what people think' is lying the hardest”

Every relationship is transactional—love is just when both people feel they're getting a good deal

Jealousy is love's true measure—if you don't feel possessive, you don't actually care that much

The need for closure after relationships end is just ego refusing to accept you weren't the main character in someone else's story

Love at first sight is just your trauma recognizing familiar patterns in someone new

Your net worth is a measure of how much you've extracted from others

The difference between earning and stealing is just who writes the laws