“Anyone who says they 'don't care what people think' is lying the hardest”

Self-care is just socially acceptable selfishness that we've convinced ourselves is virtuous

We only stay in long-term relationships because we're terrified of dying alone, not because we're actually happy

Your net worth is a measure of how much you've extracted from others

Love at first sight is just your trauma recognizing familiar patterns in someone new

Vulnerability in relationships is just strategic weakness—showing your true self is a power move, not intimacy

Every wellness routine is just elaborate ritual to distract from the void