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“Your work friends aren't your real friends”

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  • Proximity creates convenience not connection
  • Competition undermines genuine friendship
  • They disappear after you leave
  • Workplace politics complicate real honesty

Disagree

  • Shared struggle creates authentic bonds
  • Eight hours daily builds real relationships
  • Some best friendships start at work
  • Cynicism prevents meaningful connection

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