“Your LinkedIn profile is a digital tombstone you're building while you're still alive — curating a corpse of accomplishments”
Agree
- Professional persona replaces actual human
- Reducing life to resume bullet points
- Performing success for algorithm and strangers
- Living for legacy instead of presence
Disagree
- Professional networking has practical value
- Documenting achievements isn't pathological
- Online presence is just modern reality
- Career history matters for opportunities
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