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“Your pet's opinion of your date actually matters”

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Agree

  • Animals sense bad vibes we miss
  • If pets hate them red flag
  • Shows how they treat vulnerable beings
  • Pet approval means something

Disagree

  • Pets can be territorial or moody
  • Animals don't understand human compatibility
  • It's just a fun joke
  • People matter more than pet approval

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