“Ground that squeaks beats ground that talks”
Agree
- Squeaking is less creepy
- Wouldn't interrupt your thoughts
- Simple feedback not conversation
- Less existentially disturbing
- Funny instead of terrifying
Disagree
- Talking ground could warn you
- Could have actual conversations
- More interesting than squeaking
- Learn secrets from the earth
- Squeaking would drive you insane
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