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  5. The best way to eat pizza is with a fork and knife

“The best way to eat pizza is with a fork and knife”

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Agree

  • Keeps your hands clean
  • Better control over each bite
  • Less grease, more dignified
  • Prevents toppings from sliding off

Disagree

  • Ruins the entire pizza experience
  • Just fold it like normal person
  • Way too pretentious for pizza
  • Defeats handheld food purpose

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