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“Procrastination is just future-you optimization strategy”

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  • Sometimes problems solve themselves if delayed
  • Working under pressure increases focus dramatically
  • Not everything deserves immediate attention realistically

Disagree

  • Usually creates more stress unnecessarily later
  • Avoidance isn't the same as strategy
  • Future you will be annoyed definitely

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