“Open office plans destroyed productivity and everyone knows it”

The real purpose of meetings is to distribute blame and create the appearance of collaboration

Taking credit for your team's work as a manager isn't leadership — it's theft, and it's why good people quit

Asking 'how was your weekend?' is just performative small talk that wastes everyone's time

Job satisfaction surveys exist to pacify workers while changing nothing about actual conditions

Entrepreneurship is just gambling with extra steps and better PR — most founders are addicts chasing a high, not visionaries

Networking is prostitution for your personality — you're selling fake intimacy to people you don't actually like