“Job satisfaction surveys exist to pacify workers while changing nothing about actual conditions”

The real purpose of meetings is to distribute blame and create the appearance of collaboration

Entrepreneurship is just gambling with extra steps and better PR — most founders are addicts chasing a high, not visionaries

Networking is prostitution for your personality — you're selling fake intimacy to people you don't actually like

Professional development is a scam where workers fund their own exploitation with time and money

Mandatory return to office isn't about productivity — executives just need to justify expensive real estate and feel important

If you're not embarrassed by your LinkedIn posts, you're not promoting yourself hard enough