“If you need coffee to function, you're just chronically sleep deprived and in denial”
Agree
- Caffeine dependency masks real health problems
- Most people refuse to prioritize sleep
- We normalize exhaustion instead of fixing it
- Energy should come from rest, not stimulants
Disagree
- Coffee is enjoyable, not just functional
- Some bodies naturally need morning stimulation
- Work schedules make adequate sleep impossible
- Moderate caffeine use is perfectly healthy
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