“If you need caffeine to function, you're literally just managing an addiction you're too scared to quit”

If you won't drink tap water you're a classist snob with manufactured anxiety about things that don't matter

Reading physical books instead of ebooks is just hipster gatekeeping disguised as intellectualism

Your daily supplements are just expensive pee and a placebo effect

You can't be grateful and ambitious at the same time

Vaccine mandates should override personal freedom during pandemics

Spending money on experiences over things is just consumption rebranded for people who need to feel superior