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“Having a mullet beats having a perm”

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Agree

  • Mullets are making a comeback
  • Business in front works
  • Easier to style
  • Less maintenance
  • More rock and roll

Disagree

  • Perms are versatile
  • Mullets are too divisive
  • 80s nostalgia
  • Works for all genders
  • Volume is everything

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