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  5. Friendship after thirty is impossible—everyone's too damaged and calcified to form real bonds

“Friendship after thirty is impossible—everyone's too damaged and calcified to form real bonds”

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  • Adult friendships lack youthful depth
  • People become rigid with age
  • Life logistics prevent real intimacy
  • Early bonds shaped who you are

Disagree

  • Maturity enables deeper connection
  • Shared adult experiences create bonds
  • Growth happens at every age
  • This is just personal loneliness talking

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