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“Email signatures with quotes are a red flag”

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Agree

  • Cringe motivational vibes every message
  • Nobody asked for your life philosophy
  • Screams trying too hard professionally
  • Takes yourself way too seriously

Disagree

  • Harmless way to show personality
  • Adds warmth to cold emails
  • Why judge someone's signature choice

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