“Dressing well for work is a waste of money and energy”

Multitasking is just doing multiple things badly at once

Your skills are obsolete every five years but we still pretend college at 18 prepares you for life.

Your salary is simply the minimum amount they calculated you'd accept before quitting — generosity has nothing to do with it

Your worth as an employee is measured in results, not hours at your desk

Taking your full lunch break makes you more productive, not less committed

Open office layouts were designed to maximize surveillance, not collaboration