“Business casual is just pajamas that society collectively agreed to respect”

HOAs are mini dictatorships run by the most annoying people in your neighborhood

Paying extra for guacamole at Chipotle isn't a ripoff

Icebreaker questions at events should be banned under the Geneva Convention

The best window seat is aisle, and the best aisle seat is window

Brunch is just breakfast at lunch prices for people who sleep too late

Waiting rooms would be less miserable if everyone just acknowledged the shared suffering