“Wedding registries have become glorified cash grabs disguised as tradition”

Forgiveness is just a story we tell ourselves so we don't have to feel the rage we're actually entitled to

Having separate bank accounts in a marriage just means you're planning the divorce

Parents who give their adult children money are ruining them and creating entitled failures

Couples who work out together are compensating for relationship problems with endorphins

Staying friends with your exes means you never truly loved them or you're keeping them as backup options

Pets are practice children for people terrified of actual human commitment