“Wedding registries have become glorified cash grabs disguised as tradition”
Agree
- Couples already live together with full kitchens
- Honeymoon funds feel like asking for donations
- Gift expectations have inflated beyond reason
- The registry pressure feels transactional
Disagree
- Guests appreciate guidance on what to buy
- Starting fresh together deserves celebration
- Nobody forces you to buy expensive items
- Registries prevent duplicate toasters
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