“Replying to emails instantly makes you look less important”

Mandatory return to office isn't about productivity — executives just need to justify expensive real estate and feel important

The real purpose of meetings is to distribute blame and create the appearance of collaboration

Networking events are just speed dating for professional clout chasers

Hybrid work is just remote work for people who can't handle the freedom

Linkedin is astrology for corporate people — everyone pretending their career path was destiny instead of luck

LinkedIn has turned professional networking into performative personal branding that corrupts authentic human connection