“Productivity culture is a death cult — optimizing every moment means you never actually lived”

Mandatory return to office isn't about productivity — executives just need to justify expensive real estate and feel important

The real purpose of meetings is to distribute blame and create the appearance of collaboration

Networking events are just speed dating for professional clout chasers

Hybrid work is just remote work for people who can't handle the freedom

The real crisis isn't that people don't want to work—it's that we've built a world where most work is meaningless

Linkedin is astrology for corporate people — everyone pretending their career path was destiny instead of luck