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  5. Pets are practice children for people terrified of actual human commitment

“Pets are practice children for people terrified of actual human commitment”

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  • Animals can't reject you like people can
  • It's controlled love without real risk
  • You're avoiding the vulnerability of equals
  • Pet love is safe love

Disagree

  • Animal bonds are legitimate not substitutes
  • Not everyone wants or needs children
  • This dismisses genuine interspecies connection
  • Love for animals is real not practice

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